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The picture bothered me, and not merely because of the new pigmented version. Couldn't get a handle on it until a comment on a recent video from the Lotus Eaters clued me in.

She has dreadlocks.

Dreadlocks. Under the ocean.

Just picture what would happen if you wore long neat dreadlocks and swam around with them. They wouldn't be black. They would be green. And slimy. And uncleanable without detergent.

I guess it's magic.

The picture bothered me, and not merely because of the new pigmented version. Couldn't get a handle on it until a comment on a recent video from the Lotus Eaters clued me in. She has dreadlocks. Dreadlocks. Under the ocean. Just picture what would happen if you wore long neat dreadlocks and swam around with them. They wouldn't be black. They would be green. And slimy. And uncleanable without detergent. I guess it's magic.

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[–] • 3 pts

Did she get those forehead scars and the cauliflower ear from a run-in with a ghetto mermaid?

[–] • 1 pt

I'm wondering the same thing. This bitch has caught a beating or three in her relatively short life already.

See those splits over the eyebrows? Punches or headbutts, possibly kicks/stomps. Pretty badly, too- I imagine she had some kind of surgery to make them look less awful, and they still pretty much look like open fucking wounds.

Either her parents or (((Hollywood))) ferociously abused this girl, but I kind of doubt this- they don't like to leave marks if they can avoid it. This is more like "jumped by a bunch of shaneekas".

[–] • 0 pt

lmao didn't notice the ears until now, holy fuck. As if this hideous troglodyte sheboon niggress could be any more ugly. For fuck's sake.