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Problems with a nigger version of Disney’s The Little Mermaid:

  • Somehow knows her father
  • Her father is a good man
  • Her father takes responsibility
  • Can swim
  • Has a “beautiful” voice
  • Didn’t eat Sebastian the Crab with hot sauce
  • Capable of non-verbal communication
  • A nigger
  • Newports can't be smoked underwater
  • No white mermen to pay their gibs
  • Black people HATE getting their hair wet
  • Coconuts don't grow under water, so they will have no coco butter to rub on their elbows
  • No fried chicken or watermelon

What else?

Problems with a nigger version of Disney’s The Little Mermaid: * Somehow knows her father * Her father is a good man * Her father takes responsibility * Can swim * Has a “beautiful” voice * Didn’t eat Sebastian the Crab with hot sauce * Capable of non-verbal communication * A nigger @SpreeFeech * Newports can't be smoked underwater @Normal * No white mermen to pay their gibs @Normal * Black people HATE getting their hair wet @Normal * Coconuts don't grow under water, so they will have no coco butter to rub on their elbows @Normal * No fried chicken or watermelon What else?

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[–] [deleted] 2 pts

She is a nigger.

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Should be named The Little Merboon.

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Newports can't be smoked underwater.

Are there white mermen to pay their gibs?

Black people HATE getting their hair wet.

Coconuts don't grow under water, so they will have no coco butter to rub on their elbows.

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I missed the swimming one when I read the post. I'm an idiot.

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When I told my woman about this (she loves Disney movies), the first thing she did was mention “the whole swimming thing”, KEK.

It was also the first thing I thought of when I found out Disney was doing this dumb shit.

We’re clearly meant to be together.

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She can also swim and has old money

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The Little Welfare Mersow...

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The Little Mermonkey

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Yeah, I like yours better...

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The looting mermaid The lazy mermaid The lying mermaid The lame mermaid Or just simply, The nigger maid...

Niggers can't swim.