Problems with a nigger version of Disney’s The Little Mermaid: * Somehow knows her father * Her father is a good man * Her father takes responsibility * Can swim * Has a “beautiful” voice * Didn’t eat Sebastian the Crab with hot sauce * Capable of non-verbal communication * A nigger @SpreeFeech * Newports can't be smoked underwater @Normal * No white mermen to pay their gibs @Normal * Black people HATE getting their hair wet @Normal * Coconuts don't grow under water, so they will have no coco butter to rub on their elbows @Normal * No fried chicken or watermelon What else?