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Wanted to beat the heat for a few hours and went to see this. I really liked the original back in the day (fuck I'm getting old).

I'm glad I went to the theater a little further out and saved $0.75 on the ticket because it was one of the most retarded pieces of shit I've ever watched. Bad writing, bad direction, stupid plot.

I don't often fault direction, but it really stood out in this case. Danny Boyle is past his prime and shouldn't be let near a production again.

Story was fucking retarded. Characters have iron clad plot armor and you know nothing bad is going to happen to them time and again. It totally lacks the dread of the original. At one point they just straight throw out the notion that any fluid from an infected will infect you.

The ending was the most out of left field fucking thing I had seen in awhile. Should have just called it about 3 minutes earlier before the last sequence.

Fuck, what a waste. Not going to bother with the rest of the trilogy they're making.

I should have known it'd be slop. Someone give me the fell for it again award please.

Wanted to beat the heat for a few hours and went to see this. I really liked the original back in the day (fuck I'm getting old). I'm glad I went to the theater a little further out and saved $0.75 on the ticket because it was one of the most retarded pieces of shit I've ever watched. Bad writing, bad direction, stupid plot. I don't often fault direction, but it really stood out in this case. Danny Boyle is past his prime and shouldn't be let near a production again. Story was fucking retarded. Characters have iron clad plot armor and you know nothing bad is going to happen to them time and again. It totally lacks the dread of the original. At one point they just straight throw out the notion that any fluid from an infected will infect you. The ending was the most out of left field fucking thing I had seen in awhile. Should have just called it about 3 minutes earlier before the last sequence. Fuck, what a waste. Not going to bother with the rest of the trilogy they're making. I should have known it'd be slop. Someone give me the fell for it again award please.

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[–] • 5 pts

Sing to the tune of Mickey Mouse...

F u c - k e d - a g a i n, fucked again, fucked again!

[–] • 3 pts

There aren't many movies I've wanted to see in the last 10 years or so. The Conclave wasn't bad. I'm also a sucker for the John Wick movies.

[–] • 2 pts

Wow, Shlomo made a terrible movie. I'm not trying to be a dick, but I haven't watched movies in over a decade because it's all low-effort schlock, nigger worship and sodomy. If not that, then it is a bastardization of history or some beloved property someone wanted to see made into a movie. Or capeshit.

[–] • 2 pts

Yeah I should have known it was going to be dogshit. I don't recall any niggers though. Had to have been some. I don't think they let you make a movie in the UK unless it has a certain number of (((minorities))).

I guess at the very least it was 2 hours of free air conditioning.

[–] • 2 pts

There is no more new movies. Just bad remakes of old ones either portrayed as sequels or wrapped up in new package.