Everyone knows the pizza with beer diet is the best.
Damn it, now I have to order pizza.
If I told you what happened Monday morning and what I found in my apartment hallway near my door, you and 100% of people wouldn't believe me. I was blessed by the pizza and beer gods.
Or the pajeet-read-the-address-wrong gods, perhaps.
...I wonder if taco bell makes pizza...
... does dominos make taco pizza?
I occasionally have to climb up on large electronic carts (1000-2000lbs) and stomp UHM panels into the steel frames ‘cause poor design, I always say, “all those beers and Strombolis are payin off!” I am losing weight nicely for those keeping score at home haha
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