We are all demoralized. But there are more jobs than workers right now. Spread your wings, little bird.
It wasn’t just a job. There’s nothing else out there like this
Can you open your own shop? 'Maroons Saint's Drive-Thru Dick Pics and Frozen Margaritas'? I will be your best client.
Yeah! Wait. Do I look at dicks there? Or do people take pictures of my dick? Or I, theirs? Just an all dude no pants party? Just Hawaiian shirts and visors?
Maybe there could also be no-pants SoulCycle for men?
Come on, man. I don’t know who the fuck you are but I like you and want to see you happy.
What other no-pants themed businesses would make Maroon Saint happy?
No-pants soup kitchen? No-pants lynching? No-pants spray-foam insulation installation? No-pants metallurgy? No-pants OBGYN?
I always wished I just had a dream. Like I wanted to be a comedian or a fireman or a doctor. Just anything. Just something. But I never did. At least if I had something like that I could throw everything I had at it.
Chirp.
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