If you’ve got even a shitbox of a car and a hose, then you’ve got a suicide capsule. And you can listen to the radio on the way to Valhalla.
There's this book I once read where the people of some town, this is set in some post-apocalypse era, who had reached a certain age or were sick and were wishing to "just end it all, now', would be given a task. A one way task. That would help that town become stronger. Such as taking out some rival or some enforcer or some leader from the other group. This way their death was useful.
Much like a story in one of the 'Last Whole Earth Catalog' editions, where hippies wanting to die were recruited into a secret society that provided the ways and means, but the person had to take out a target with him.
...in Meinkraft.
With radio, you run the risk of dying to commercials...
Ah man, what if something shitty like green day or alanis morrisette come on right as youre dying and thats the last thing you hear? Thats enough to make a guy want to kill himself.
JAGGED LITTLE PILL!!!!!
And the guy just drives right off a cliff!
Paralyzed and aware, but not dead. And Hanson MMMbop spools up. Your stupid ghost would just hang around forever after that.
Holy shit i forgt all about mmmbop
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