he thinks I'm mature
I identify as a zygote.
It would never work out anyway, since we could never make contact without risking getting doxed.
Well, we could agree to go to a certain place at the same time and then just see if we click organically without verifying our identities.
You know I'm a man right?
you know I'm a faggot right?
You're on the internet. So yes.
You know that girl who said "go ahead" at the start of the vid before I shoah'd it?
Yeah... No dudes for this dude.
Even gays say they're straight to avoid social situations where it could have consequences to acknowledge their interest in men.
I've come to the conclusion after so many interactions with supposedly straight men, that everyone is bisexual.
It's okay. I understand. Most people are straight until a gigachad sends them a nude with the text, "I won't tell if you won't tell".
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