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Nope, not volcano. Too quick. Drag him behind a horse for a mile, draw him by the neck, and assuming he is still alive, flay and quarter.
And put the whole thing on tik tok for good measure
Bury him up to his shoulders, put a rough plank of wood next to him and have the guards invite passersby to use it to saw at his neck until he dies.
Dude, dragging him by the neck is too quick. Have the rope around one leg so he can be pulled around and banged up before being flayed and quartered.
Add 1,000 paper cuts and lemon juice.
Salt and tar and flame too. Break every bone starting at toes
Never said drag him by the neck. Legs is of course correct. Hanging by neck isn't done till dead. It's done in 30 second intervals just to get him to almost black out. And if he does expire, no loss. Just think of the gambling opportunities. The merchandise. The memes.
Would it be best to tie around it's waist?
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