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Dude, dragging him by the neck is too quick. Have the rope around one leg so he can be pulled around and banged up before being flayed and quartered.
Add 1,000 paper cuts and lemon juice.
Salt and tar and flame too. Break every bone starting at toes
Never said drag him by the neck. Legs is of course correct. Hanging by neck isn't done till dead. It's done in 30 second intervals just to get him to almost black out. And if he does expire, no loss. Just think of the gambling opportunities. The merchandise. The memes.
Would it be best to tie around it's waist?
No. Too much of a chance for side head impacts on objects. You want him alive by the end of the pony ride. I mean if I wanted him dead, we could go Mongolian style and pull his limbs off with 4 horses
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