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Never said drag him by the neck. Legs is of course correct. Hanging by neck isn't done till dead. It's done in 30 second intervals just to get him to almost black out. And if he does expire, no loss. Just think of the gambling opportunities. The merchandise. The memes.

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Would it be best to tie around it's waist?

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No. Too much of a chance for side head impacts on objects. You want him alive by the end of the pony ride. I mean if I wanted him dead, we could go Mongolian style and pull his limbs off with 4 horses