There are no birds anywhere because birds aren't real.
There are no birds anywhere because birds aren't real.
I see plenty of real birds. Those pink flamingos are on lots of people's lawns. Those are birds, duh! I'm not stupid!!!
I see plenty of real birds. Those pink flamingos are on lots of people's lawns. Those are birds, duh! I'm not stupid!!!
Yes, those are real birds. Pay them no mind.
Yes, those are real birds. Pay them no mind.
I don't even look at them anymore, cuz they freeze when you watch them. Pretty amazing defense mechanism. Used to pet them and talk to them, but they're really boring. And they smell like dog pee.
I don't even look at them anymore, cuz they freeze when you watch them. Pretty amazing defense mechanism. Used to pet them and talk to them, but they're really boring. And they smell like dog pee.
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