Dear CognitiveDissident5,
I would love to post my qualifications, but they were eaten by a rabid shark while I was away from home. One of those land shark attacks that happen all the time, it was sad. However, I can inform you I graduated from every Ivy League school with a perfect GPA. I even fought one billion ninjas with a pair of chopsticks. I'm almost overqualified.
- Starjello, precious above rubies
According to this comment, sharks are not susceptible to rabies. Further I can attest that I am not under land shark attack right now, therefore they do not happen all the time.
Finally, your statement about rubies has a faulty foundation as we all know nothing is precious above rubies. Therefore you do not exist.
Finally, your statement about rubies has a faulty foundation as we all know nothing is precious above rubies. Therefore you do not exist.
I don't feel so good, Mr. Chronos.
And now you've gone and made me use zoom!
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