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KEK! I was watching some college football just now at a friend's place on the next farm over, and when the West Virginia guy made a touchdown I yelled, "Wow, that nigger is running like he just stole a watermelon and the Klan is after him". My neighbors, who hate niggers even more than I do (if that's possible) laughed so hard they were crying. The wife said "Oh My I've never heard that before!" I said, "well, you and your hubby are only thirty-something years old. There's lots of sayings like like that I remember".

I then recalled some that my daddy and momma used to use, like "You've got a White Heart" and "jumping like a nigger on a rope". Etc. Etc.

Ancient history now I suppose.

When I was born my mom got me a kitten. She wanted me raised with a cat. He was a little black kitten and he was named Craddy Cat. He died of heart failure in my arms when we were 16.

I asked my mom why he was named that and she said when she got him they thought he was a little black girl and so named him Craddy Ann. When he grew balls it was changed to Craddy Cat. She said Craddy Ann was a black girl in some racist joke my dad used to tell. She swears she'd tell me if she remembered it but she can't.

Anyone know it? For context, I was born in 1978.

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TIL your office is full of twinkies.

Niggers are everywhere. Especially where they have no business being.

Benis.

Then discuss the idjit that microwaved fish and stank up the break room.