Did you know? Elon Musk made a website where you can look up and watch videos uploaded to X, formerly known as Twitter? Just go to xvideos.com!
Yes! And instead of saying people "tweeted" they should say someone "Excreted"
How else would you know that Twitter is now X without being told that "X, formerly known as Twitter" now has a new name, namely "X" instead of "Twitter." "X, formerly known as Twitter" is the best way of introducing the site "X, formerly known as Twitter." After all, "X, formerly known as Twitter" is a simple way of telling you about the change that is "X, formerly known as Twitter." "X, formerly known as Twitter" goes a long way in introducing the change. Don't you agree that there really isn't a better way of saying "X, formerly known as Twitter" except by saying "X, formerly known as Twitter?"
Fuck, what was that site X called before it was X? I forgot already.
What were we talking about?
Xcellent birdseed perhaps?
Yes, my most wonderful and dear friend, what may I do for you on this foggy morning?
Eyo, make a tweet about it.
You see, the sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".
That's the name of it now, X Formerly Known as Twitter...
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