How else would you know that Twitter is now X without being told that "X, formerly known as Twitter" now has a new name, namely "X" instead of "Twitter." "X, formerly known as Twitter" is the best way of introducing the site "X, formerly known as Twitter." After all, "X, formerly known as Twitter" is a simple way of telling you about the change that is "X, formerly known as Twitter." "X, formerly known as Twitter" goes a long way in introducing the change. Don't you agree that there really isn't a better way of saying "X, formerly known as Twitter" except by saying "X, formerly known as Twitter?"
Fuck, what was that site X called before it was X? I forgot already.
What were we talking about?
Xcellent birdseed perhaps?
Yes, my most wonderful and dear friend, what may I do for you on this foggy morning?
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