Lol, we know.
Lol, we know.
Mudbloods
Mudbloods
filthy taints
filthy taints
(You know what a taint is, right?)
(You know what a taint is, right?)
yuuup
yuuup
lol. ok. Should I explain to the kids or do you think they all know?
lol. ok.
Should I explain to the kids or do you think they all know?
Do not lick the taint.
#Do not lick the taint.
Taints are already a thing, as in mulatto or halfsies like Hussein Soetoro.
He's a taint.
Taints are already a thing, as in mulatto or halfsies like Hussein Soetoro.
He's a taint.
Taint Toejam
Taint Toejam
Good idea.
/showerthoughts. I hate to ask how you came up with.
Good idea.
/showerthoughts. I hate to ask how you came up with.
First thing you wash.
First thing you wash.
Not I. Top to bottom if I have the call on.
Not I. Top to bottom if I have the call on.
I remember the time when we were little kids, my mom gave my brothers and sister the "hygiene talk" on the most efficient way to take a quick shower. (Little sis was spending too much time in there... 1 bathroom, 4 kids, m&d). It was the same talk she got from nana when she and her brothers and sisters were kids. "Always start with your face.... blah, blah, blah ...and finish with your rear end." We were all nodding in understanding when I said, "But mom, doesn't that mean that when you wash your face, the last place the soap was was somebody else's ass?" I'll never forget the look of chagrin on her face when she realized she'd been washing her face all her life with ass soap. lol
I remember the time when we were little kids, my mom gave my brothers and sister the "hygiene talk" on the most efficient way to take a quick shower. (Little sis was spending too much time in there... 1 bathroom, 4 kids, m&d). It was the same talk she got from nana when she and her brothers and sisters were kids. "Always start with your face.... blah, blah, blah ...and finish with your rear end." We were all nodding in understanding when I said, "But mom, doesn't that mean that when you wash your face, the last place the soap was was somebody else's ass?"
I'll never forget the look of chagrin on her face when she realized she'd been washing her face all her life with ass soap. lol
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