I remember the time when we were little kids, my mom gave my brothers and sister the "hygiene talk" on the most efficient way to take a quick shower. (Little sis was spending too much time in there... 1 bathroom, 4 kids, m&d). It was the same talk she got from nana when she and her brothers and sisters were kids. "Always start with your face.... blah, blah, blah ...and finish with your rear end." We were all nodding in understanding when I said, "But mom, doesn't that mean that when you wash your face, the last place the soap was was somebody else's ass?" I'll never forget the look of chagrin on her face when she realized she'd been washing her face all her life with ass soap. lol