A dog is Completely unlike a human. A cat is Exactly like a human.
Cats kept your food safe from pests. Dogs kept cats and humans safe from predators.
Cats rule. Dogs drool. (Pets dog at his feet)
Owning a dog is like hiring a drooling faggot to follow you around and constantly agree with everything you do.
That's what I pay you for, Theo.
If he is a good boy, you might even let him sleep on the bed with you tonight.
If he is a bad boy who makes dirty messes on the carpet, he's getting locked in the gimp cage kennel til he learns his lesson.
You can sleep on the bed when you finally write some good poetry and not a moment sooner.
Meow
Cats are chad animals.
cats and dogs are pretty closely related, hardly opposites. They often play together, share meals, etc.
people who hate cats are evil or idiotic to the point they might should be educated, enslaved, exiled, or executed.
If we were made in God's image as humans and not animals then why the hell do we have to piss and shit giant dumps? Those are two of the worst things a human has to do. I don't understand why we are the smartest species on Earth but we're 100% completely mammalian. Oh wait.. because of biology.
But now the left wing libtard faggot, femorats claim they don't know what biology is..
What in the hell is going on??
Your mother is proof that Black Lives Don't Matter.
Nigger.
Dogs are like kids.
Cats are like roommates. Unless you have an indoor cat, then they are just a pain in the ass.
you need a cat to appreciate a dog
so, evil has a place in creation
we need to see it
so, evil has a place in creation
we need to see it
We don't need jews though. (((They))) have no place in creation.
well..... maybe
Personal theory here, so, your mileage can be different and .... fine, we are all happy
I think that we are here to practice, kind of playground, so, evey one has different "talents" and should use them and bear fruits
what is relevant is how we use talents, not the actual result (quantity), kind of "keep the first derivative value"
so jew ? well, to learn to recognize deception and hypocrisy , something that is very difficult
have a nice evening/morning/day
TLDR: Jews = What NOT to do
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