That's what I pay you for, Theo.
If he is a good boy, you might even let him sleep on the bed with you tonight.
If he is a bad boy who makes dirty messes on the carpet, he's getting locked in the gimp cage kennel til he learns his lesson.
You can sleep on the bed when you finally write some good poetry and not a moment sooner.
What would you like a poem about?
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