I was thinking don't drop the soap
I was thinking don't drop the soap
It will end up right next to your 10mm socket!
It will end up right next to your 10mm socket!
or forever disappear in the 4th dimension.
or forever disappear in the 4th dimension.
There's a higher probability of that when it's a small, critical screw.
There's a higher probability of that when it's a small, critical screw.
You would not believe how many screws I've lost in the past decades....
You would not believe how many screws I've lost in the past decades....
Wait to tell them about the niggers and jews until after you've screwed them. That might make the numbers change :D
Wait to tell them about the niggers and jews until after you've screwed them. That might make the numbers change :D
get a magnet, run it over the carpet, screw found.... there was this spring on the other hand probably sprung into the 4th dimension
get a magnet, run it over the carpet, screw found.... there was this spring on the other hand probably sprung into the 4th dimension
Oh, there's my latest SBC...
Oh, there's my latest SBC...
Always the first place I look, and if its a fragile item I swivel the chair and never back up!
Always the first place I look, and if its a fragile item I swivel the chair and never back up!
Headphone cables are also naturally drawn to the slots of office chair wheels. It's built into the laws of attraction at the atomic level.
Another interesting phenomena is 'SARS' or 'Sudden Atomic Repulsion Syndrome' whereby atoms that were once highly compatible suddenly become so incompatible that exactly half of them are expelled to the other side of the cosmos. Most commonly associated with socks although modern thinkers theorize a possibly more common metaphysical aspect may be responsible for the lack of truth in the medical industry, politics, media...
Headphone cables are also naturally drawn to the slots of office chair wheels. It's built into the laws of attraction at the atomic level.
Another interesting phenomena is 'SARS' or 'Sudden Atomic Repulsion Syndrome' whereby atoms that were once highly compatible suddenly become so incompatible that exactly half of them are expelled to the other side of the cosmos. Most commonly associated with socks although modern thinkers theorize a possibly more common metaphysical aspect may be responsible for the lack of truth in the medical industry, politics, media...
Never take the shopping cart off to the side of a row of stacked carts. It may look like a regular cart. It may hold your groceries like a regular cart. But once you push it as far as the dairy section, that motherfucker will... A) Start squeaking like the pet rat you tied to your rearview mirror. B) Begin a one-wheel wobble enough to make you seasick. C) Find whatever someone else dropped and lock it under the goddamn wheel.
It's a dangerous world out there. Be very, very careful.
Never take the shopping cart off to the side of a row of stacked carts.
It may look like a regular cart. It may hold your groceries like a regular cart. But once you push it as far as the dairy section, that motherfucker will...
A) Start squeaking like the pet rat you tied to your rearview mirror.
B) Begin a one-wheel wobble enough to make you seasick.
C) Find whatever someone else dropped and lock it under the goddamn wheel.
It's a dangerous world out there. Be very, very careful.
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