You would not believe how many screws I've lost in the past decades....
Wait to tell them about the niggers and jews until after you've screwed them. That might make the numbers change :D
get a magnet, run it over the carpet, screw found.... there was this spring on the other hand probably sprung into the 4th dimension
lol You'd believe I haven't tried that...
Occams Razor, I don't typically assume the simple method has been tried
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