Buy her one of those giant pregnancy pillows, they look ridiculous but they'll help her get comfy when it gets hard to roll on her side. Also eating for two is a myth, she only needs 300-400 extra calories a day
When she's huge she's gonna want you to fuck her
That’s cool, all this cuddling is giving me blue balls.
Preggo sex is the best!
My D tingled when I had the preggo sex
My wife is currently pregnant, I can't keep my hands off her.
Yeah I was horny as fuck the whole time, pheromones are a hell of a drug. Luckily my lady was happy to blow when she wasn't feeling like sex
Her mouf werk Don it? Oh right. Married guys don't get head
Uhhhh this married guy gets head all the time
I'm married and my wife loves givin head. Says it makes her extra wet before we fuk. You got a bunk wife lol
It do.
debunking mysteries
I sure as fuck do. Aunt Flo means only head time but I get it almost always when I ask
in some societies the mother and father eat the placenta after the father bites the umbillical cord and the baby cries and smells its mothers musk. A babies first senses of smell are its mothers vagina.
Sounds like some kinda Kike fuckery behavior.
I'm pretty sure it's a Jewish tradition actually. If it's a boy the rabbi sucks the blood from the penis foreskin as well.
Bro that's weird! I'm pretty sure that that may be a thing but I haven't hear of it. In America they take the placenta when in a hospital.
Ya MAY want to see what the kid comes out looking like before you jump to that conclusion.
I know it’s biracial. She’s Canadian, I’m American.
Great...that's exactly what we needed.....a dual citizen voting like a lefty Canadian in the American elections.
Please teach it to vote correctly. Start the brainwashing early
Don’t worry, the wife is good. She’s probably pilled more Americans than me.
You spelled north-north American wrong
That has nothing to do with race you silly bastard.
I may be silly, but I’m no bastard. A mere goon.
Those are ethnicities.
They all cheat but only half cheat with niggs.
Congrats man
Thanks
The hospital delivery is third world. Be advised and read up on hospital procedure, they will push for a C section and scare the shit out of you
Have more white kids bro!
Just had my 3rd last month. Supplement with magnesium glycinate (helps with calcium absorption, 1st trimester nausea, and charlie horses which happen further along in the pregnancy). Also, eat liver or take dessicated liver capsules. Definitely take cod liver oil during the winter.
Now is the time to splurge on organic stuff if you don't already. You want to reduce her exposure to pesticides as much as possible.
Use a midwife and/or birthing center. Avoid hospitals. If you plan on being super involved in labor, take a Bradley birth class. Mama Natural has an online birth class that I hear is pretty good. She should read Ina May's Guide to Childbirth and also read positive birth stories. You may want to consider hiring a doula to help her during labor.
Labor tips: hot shower and birth tub was helpful for relaxing and relief. Also, horsey lips (blowing air between your lips vibrsting them like a horse) during contractions helped tremendously. The body doesn't process pain and vibration well at the same time so the horsey lips dulls the pain a bit.
You want to avoid episiotomies, childhood vaccines (say no to hep B at birth), eye ointment, vit K injection (get oral vitamin K), circumcision.
You definitely want to do delayed cord clamping and may want to consider placenta encapsulation.
Towards the third trimester, pay attention to baby positioning. If baby is malpositioned, don't think you must get a csection, try spinning babies (just look it up) to find exercises you can do to reposition baby. I used a Webster certified chiro and spinning babies to flip my 3rd who was breech at 36 weeks.
When baby is born, you really want the midwife and your pediatrician (find a vaccine choice friendly pediatrician now) to check for lip and tongue ties which can negatively impact nursing (and lead to other problems down the road).
We do a combo of cloth diapers and disposables (when going out) and having cloth diapers was awesome when all those shortages hit hard in 2020.
Mendelsohn's "How to raise a healthy child in spite of your doctor" is a great read. If you can, try to connect with other hollistic moms and families. And if possible, have extended familiy you love and trust nearby. Raising kids is so much better with a bit of help from relatives. We are states away from family and those few times a year we see family are sooo relieving because my husband and I can get a break while my children make cherished memories with their grandparents.
And after the baby is born and mom is nursing, mom's libido may drop and vaginal dryness occurs because of the nursing hormones. Nursing is mother nature's birth control. Use lube when having sex again postpartum.
Honestly, there's so much to share. It may seem overwhelming when you don't know anything about pregnancy and childbirth so feel free to reach out if you have questions.
Ladygoat, Great advice there for ChristoDeFetus , I know I agree with it all.
Damn lady! You got it down. Good for you!
you know your shit momma bear
I greatly appreciate your input. Thank you!
No problem. Congrats!
She's right on the money on all of this, OP. Never heard of the Mendelssohn book, thank for you the recommendation! Congratulations to you for your third. Amazing.
Gratz!
Doctors suck, Get a MIDWIFE.
I was considering doing it myself, but that seems a better plan.
Get a dula or midwife if not going to the hospital. Hospitals will give her good drugs to help.
Dont need the drugs.
Congrats!!!
Thank you
Here is the best comment I can give you.
Goto bath and body or equivalent and get the Shae butter. Rub it everywhere on her, legs, belly, boobs, ass, and back starting now. You think it is just her belly that grows but it isn't. She will stretch everywhere. Anywhere that isn't covered with Shae butter will get stretchmarks.
With my first one (wife and baby) we skipped (ran out) for one day in month 7, and boom, next morning stretch marks. We thought, oh it's Wed, surely we can wait until Sat to go. We missed Thursday night and Friday morning there they were. Did not make same mistake with wife 2, her baby 1, no stretch marks at all.
She was 95 lbs and not even showing until month 5. She ended up putting on 65 lbs in that last few months, all but 10 came off quick with breast feeding (they need to keep a little fat on for milk production) , and with her it dropped off a year + later when the baby weened and she cut down the appropriate calories. If she tries to "eat for two", she won't be able to lose weight after the baby comes. She really needs to eat for 1.25.
My other advice is, she will get weird cravings. Say yes dear, let me get that for you no matter what gross or specific combination it is. That will allow you to help raise your child rather than seeing him/her from afar or be dead.
Get her prenatal vitamins, they help with baby development.
About month 7, a pregnancy sling.
I appreciate that. I married a lady not a zebra.
The best comment from w1,k1, sums everything up when we were arguing - "stop trying to talk logical to me while I am being illogical. " There was no counter arguing that!!!
Make sure you either pre plan or mark on your calendar to send her flowers or a card saying you love her so it seems out of the blue. She will feel vulnerable and unattractive, and if you let her be that way, she may look for another after she weens the baby. Make her feel secure and beautiful. Tell her (but not too often) how beautiful she looks pregnant, even if it isn't true.
I added some text, so re read it to get everything.
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