You should rent a bigfoot costume, beat ur roommate bloody in a violent 3am savaging w/ a log... then run out the house but steal all the jack links beef jerkey so they blame it on a black bigfoot. Come back home a few hours later... omg what happ'd who broke ur legs? Bigfoot? Are you on drugs... there is no bigfoot video officer. I think he took something. (if you timed it right, the lsd and pcp you dosed him w/ should be kicking in right as the police arrive.

"oH No, muh RhumAte iz WaaaTCing me"

Kill them now, before they kill you.

In 2014 I was living with 3 friends in a 2 story home. I had the entire downstairs to myself and my bedroom was directly below the hardwood floor living room. I was trying to sleep while they were all drunk up there playing beer pong, listening to music loud and yelling. I could not get them to quiet down after multiple attempts.

So right before I left for work around 7am I set that annoying offspring song pretty fly for a white guy playing very loud on a loop. Locked my door and left. All the texts I got over the next few hours were priceless.

Play some DJ1933 for them.

https://poal.co/s/TellPoal/525130

You should expand his anus to astronomical proportions.

This sounds suspiciously like the other side of a story told on here earlier, or something.

This isn't a /TellPoal topic. This is a shitpost topic or a reddit post.