In 2014 I was living with 3 friends in a 2 story home. I had the entire downstairs to myself and my bedroom was directly below the hardwood floor living room. I was trying to sleep while they were all drunk up there playing beer pong, listening to music loud and yelling. I could not get them to quiet down after multiple attempts.
So right before I left for work around 7am I set that annoying offspring song pretty fly for a white guy playing very loud on a loop. Locked my door and left. All the texts I got over the next few hours were priceless.
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