Bounces off my and sticks to you.
I believe you have your rubber and glue confused. As I am the primary faggot, OP, I am the ultimate rubber to save me from the AIDS of all subsequent commenters. Therefore regardless of my state of being a bundle of twigs you still take it up the ass. As demonstrated having read and subsequently commenting upon this post.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Its opposite day.
Fuck! OK. Hear me out. It may well be opposite day but, you are reading the inversion incorrectly. While my clearly gey poem was clearly homosexual it was posted on opposite day. That makes it definitively HETRO CHAD poetry (matrix wobbles at the thought). You claiming not to be gey for liking it, forget even clicking the link to read it, means that I have achieved the ultimate goal of every poet to ever set pen to paper! I have proved that every reader of words is the penultimate gey.