He won't do time anywhere. The felony will be reduced to a misdemeanor. He will get a slap on the wrist and made to do volunteer work at the local tranny helpline for 40 hours.
For any normal person, a theft conviction (whether felony or misdemeanour) would get your top secret security clearance revoked. But, nothing will happen because the system is corrupted to the core.
More like the local glory hole
Got a feeling that helpline involved a hole in the wall and he spends a lot of time there already.
Homeless teen shelter, but, yes. Sodomy as service would be my guess.
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