That reminds me. Anon is driving down the road and sees his preacher walking with a gas can. He picked up the preacher and on they go. Anon spots a jiggaboo walking. Now he's thinking, what do? So he pretends to be asleep and swerves over. He hears a "BANG"! He sets up straight and says WOW I think I fell asleep! Did I hit anyone? The preach says, Nope! But you got close enough that I could get him with this gas can!
Lmfao
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