yes you should totally listen to your doctor, a person who literally makes more money the sicker you get. True genius, right here lmao.
And a mechanic makes more money the more broken your car is.
A dentist makes more money the more rotten your teeth are.
Best to ignore any of their advice! Throw away your toothbrush if your dentist says it's good for you! That lying bitch!
And a mechanic makes more money the more broken your car is.
Lmao you're basically proving my point here. I'm assuming you fix your own car and haven't noticed how mechanics rip everyone off.
A dentist makes more money the more rotten your teeth are
Individually they might. But someone with healthy teeth is still worth a lot of money to the dental industry as a whole because of toothpaste, toothbrushes, mouthwash etc. Your dentist probably gets a kickback from whatever brand he's recommending. There's no equivalent for the rest of the medical meat grinder. To them a healthy person is worthless.
If you earn more per hour than the mechanic, it will possibly be more cost-efficient to let him do it.
I didn't know dentist could earn this much money by recommending stuff. I thought they only ask a small handful of them, like "7 out of 10 dentists recommend...". Who knows when they even asked those 10 dentists, could've been back in 1970 for all I know.
Anyway If I were a dentist I wouldn't even bother fixing people's teeth. I'd simply recommend shit and chill at home.
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