I'm actually really good friends with a pair of identical twins. While they look really similar, I've never had difficulty telling them apart. They're clearly different people.
So this kinda makes sense to me.
Now I kinda want to look into birth records, or school records, or anything that could verify this
Idk if the twin brother story holds water, could also be a misleading information
Joe biden dies they replace him with a lame ass look-alike, and when people notice the difference they say facial surgery went wrong, perfect cover story. Best part being that the look-alike indeed went through facial surgery... How could you tell?
Fake alien invasion/presence is to be expected? But a fake joe biden a la saddam hussein is too far fetched?
Maybe there are real aliens, maybe there are fake aliens too... Or just fake aliens... What do I know?
In any case it's fucked up
Who cares tho?
It's a beautiful day outside.
Go flirt with your local Librarian.
They appreciate that.
There's a fake alien anal probe with your name on it
The alternative story, involves a real alien anal probe, with your name on it
You might not care now... But you will...
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