Hint: https://imgoat.com/uploads/2aa4b0af34/161132.png
edit: that fatass is not me, this is a stock photo.
If we don't get a mandoline at the shower I'm definitely buying one.
Is that what those things are called? I just put "potato slicer" into the engine and had to sort through a few pics until I found what I was looking for.
I assume that that is a baby shower so congrats are sent! (unless you are a nigger, then do the right thing and kill your family just before you kill yourself).
Hahahaha! Wedding shower. Baby shower will be 9 months after the wedding.
And yes, they're called a mandolin. If you buy one make sure to buy one with something that holds the thing you're cutting. Otherwise you'll slice the tips of your fingers off when you use it.
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