>Heyy mannnnn, check out this heady crystal I got from the local New Age headshop. The guy behind the counter told me it, ummm, had really good vibrations, and it could catch onto all the invisible vibes that permeate the air around us, mannn! How gnarly is that? He even said that if I tuned it properly, I could receive transmissions from far away entities! I can't wait to get home and pack a fat bong, and commune with Mother Gaia! Get the fuck outta here with your new age hippy crystal worship.