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Confess.

Confess.

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[–] 8 pts
  • top of my class in the Navy Seals
  • 300 confirmed kills
  • trained in gorilla warfare
  • primo sniper
  • secret network of spies
  • I'm kind of a big thing in the hacker world
  • can kill you in at least six gorillion ways, (bear handed)
  • trained in armless combat
  • have access to the entire arsenal of the Ukrainian States Marine Corps
  • I shit furry

  • Also, am attack helicopter.

[–] 3 pts

(bear handed)

Doing more than shitting furry there.

[–] 1 pt

So you wear bear mitts instead of hitting with your bare hands?

[–] 3 pts

It helps when I'm fighting gorillas.

[–] 2 pts

It is best to just stay out of the ghettos.

[–] 0 pt
[–] 0 pt

bear-handed armless combat

Fukk me, I'm scared

[–] 0 pt

Furry you say?

[–] 1 pt

"fury" was too boring. Or, I've been using tree-bark to up my fiber intake.

You were okay with the other easter eggs though?

[–] 0 pt

I probably didn't catch all of em