Fuck, this SUCKS!
Why'd you get evicted?
The son of my landlady decided he wants to live here, now that I remodeled the place on my own dime. Plus, I complained about him butchering the hedges (again)...I came home today to tree trimmings/branches all over the fuckin driveway. He is a psycho. 4 years of this intermittent shit is enough. I love it here, but there is plenty to hate. My new place will be cool, the lady said she will pay me to remodel it (that's what I do professionally). It's in a very desirable neighborhood (no niggers or Hawaiians). One door closes, another opens.
the lady said she will pay me to remodel it
That's a good gig. Just don't let her make you put up pink flowery wallpaper or you'll attract the neighborhood anus expanders.
the lady said she will pay me to remodel it
Be sure to get that in paper. Blame in on your lawyers so she doesn't blame it on you., even if you don't have lawyers.
Right on. At least she didn't catch you jerking off to Shriners children's hospital commercials.
You in hawaii?
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