Check the color of the person trying to use it
Yes of course. A nig I wouldn't even respond. The same for a spic. I'm selling a solar panel, the guys trying to joo me. I want at least $50 more than he's offering. But I'm going to ask for a hundred more so I have room to negotiate. I can't wait for him to show up with even less money and try to nig me like that.
Well, definitely check the watermark, and make sure the watermark is the same president that is on the bill. I've seen 5s that they bleached out and reprinted before. Make sure it feels right, and trust your gut.
How's selling solar? I've always wondered about that
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My take at the joke delivery:
A flashlight. Shine it on the surface. If it's dark, the bills are counterfeit and leave immediately. If it's light, then shine the light on the bills and check for the embedded strip.
I was thinking about the joke after i wrote it, and if I was gonna write it again, I would say.
check the color of the person trying to use it. They should be a nice, crisp, clean white. If you notice any discoloration, it looks brown, dark, or swarthy, the bill is suspect and you should not accept.
My amateur comedian sense is that it should sound like you're examining the bill until the end when you realize it was about the skin of the buyer.
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