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I was explaining foam rolling to someone and I accidentally called it self-myofascist release instead of self-myofascial release LMAO

I was explaining foam rolling to someone and I accidentally called it self-myofascist release instead of self-myofascial release LMAO

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MAYO-Facists, purge the land whales.

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We could be in the future right now if these sacks of fat weren't weighing down the rotational force of the planet

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I don't know what any of that means, here's your chance to make things a bit clearer.

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and the joke in my head after thinking it to myself is:

Niggers and coin clippers better watch out when I release my o' fascist self

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What would a fascist release look like?

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myofascial release is basically a massage. self-myofascial release is massaging yourself. normally using foam rollers, lacross balls, tennis balls, or those roller sticks they came out with about a decade ago. Or just rubbing your muscles yourself.

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I just do cloud hands, stretch and massage at the same time.

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tai chi is pretty cool for older people to keep their sense of balance, focus, and all around proprioception.

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Accidently revealing your power level is a risky business.

Never heard of myofascial before so thanks for the lesson, teach.