I have a good buddy that falls asleep on the toilet a lot. Well, less now that he's no longer shooting heroin.
It can suck to have someone living in your house. Maybe sit down with him and insist that it's time to fill out some rental applications. If he asks why he can't stay there, just tell him the truth - that you don't want people living with you.
I figured you had a spare bedroom and had just stuffed him in that.
I do have a spare bedroom but he refuses to go sleep in there. He says the couch is where he wants to sleep. He does not want to sleep ion the bed. My house is not a great big house, theres the two bedrooms, the kitchen, the bathroom and the living room area that also contains the dining room table. Which is the area that Verle has taken over. He has his laptop on my dining room table and the table is half full of his things he wants near him so he doesnt have to get up. The other end of the room there's a couch and loveseat and the couch is covered with his blankets and pillows and the loveseat is covered with all the boxes and bags of new clothes he was donated. It probably wouldnt be so bad if he would put all that stuff in the other bedroom and he slept in there, but he just wont. I have told him I want him to several times. I told him I would sure like to get up and be able to come out to my living room and do the things I do without having someone laying on my couch asleep and me having to be quiet that I dont wake them up. This is my house and I should be able to to what ever the fuck I want when ever the fuck I want in my house but I can not anymore. I sure hope he finds something by the third
I dunno...
I'm pretty sure if I told someone to move their shit to a bedroom, while I'm letting them crash at my pad for free, I'd be pretty unhappy if they didn't. I'd make it clear that their choice was to do so immediately or to call a cab because they're not staying there anymore.
"Your choices are to do it now or to leave. There is no debate."
I'm pretty intolerant of bullshit. I have precious little patience for that sort of stuff.
He did go to lay down in the bedroom one night to sleep. But when I woke up the next morning there he was asleep on my couch
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