Try as I might, I can't think of too many things more potentially awesome than rented midgets.
That's one of my best ideas! Not as good as GPS for race cars, but it's up there.
I distinctly remember you telling me you were banned from ever renting midgets again!
Fuckers never let me rent 'em in the first place. I'm banned from contacting the company again, or they'll "press harassment charges".
All I did was ask to rent some midgets and explain what I wanted to do with them. I really, really wish I'd saved those rounds of emails. For the life of me, I can't recall exactly what I wanted to do with the rented midgets - but it was probably sexually graphic and involved copious quantities of narcotics.
LoL
I thought you actually made them do something ridiculous and someone complained
i figured it probably wasn't the midgets who complained
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