Yeah... Someone competent as a knife fighter could probably wield one effectively, but not it'd still be not very optimal.
Meh... Did you give them your utility knife or do you get it back when they're done with it? You might need it for work, for instance.
he's going to bring it back in the next hour LoL
I'm almost envious of you having dumb friends. Almost...
If someone called me at 04:00 asking to lend them a knife in exchange for 13 grams of mushrooms, I'd call them a moron and hang up on them. I'd probably block their number.
At the same time, I can see the appeal to it. It's not entirely unlike sticking your dick in crazy chicks.
Well I had just stuck my dick in a sexy crazy chick and was just laying there relaxing when the phone rang. If it had been five minutes earlier I would have completely ignored it, but the timing was impeccable.
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