Oh, man... Those things are great ways to get laid. I can "read" a tarot deck and know a number of the readings. They can be interpreted any damned way you want to interpret them, so I tell a story that makes them excited, happy, and secure. I can just as easily fake it with a regular deck of cards.
I used to use stupid shit like that as props to make me more interesting to a certain subset of chicks. It was highly successful, or I'd have not spent the time doing it.
Fuck, I was a dirtbag. Slayed massive pussy, however. So, I've got that going for me.
Well I certainly got laid!
I just got this message LoL
LOL What post got deleted?
And, yeah... I got a whole lotta laid. I think one of my best was when I lived in an apartment and had a couple of chicks that paid my rent. This was some sort of magical time, 'cause one would leave and another would move in. Sometimes we had four of us in the apartment - and I never paid rent once. I even had "my own" bedroom. That went on for like a year, maybe more.
Dunno how I did it or how it happened, but it was awesome. I used to kinda pride myself on being able to pack everything I owned into a decent size car. The guitars took up a bit of space but I didn't own many then. The heavy shit was my schoolbooks.
I am having myself some sort of magical time here right fucking now!
The post that got deleted was, me asking, 'why are you gay? what is the appeal of sticking your penis into an asshole? Dont you know what comes out of there?' LoL
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