I am XL in T shirts. I dont like them tight. I don't have a tight body. LoL But that doesnt seem to matter.
That one woman that spent the weekend with us here is into tarot cards and new age bullshit and she brought a deck of those cards with her and asked me to pick a card at one point. I picked the ace of fortuitousness or something LoL and she had a book that goes with the cards and read my fortune and it said that anything I want to happen is going to happen if i want it to n now is the time to make it happen and if i try it will happen. LoL I mean, it was already happening LoL
Oh, man... Those things are great ways to get laid. I can "read" a tarot deck and know a number of the readings. They can be interpreted any damned way you want to interpret them, so I tell a story that makes them excited, happy, and secure. I can just as easily fake it with a regular deck of cards.
I used to use stupid shit like that as props to make me more interesting to a certain subset of chicks. It was highly successful, or I'd have not spent the time doing it.
Fuck, I was a dirtbag. Slayed massive pussy, however. So, I've got that going for me.
Well I certainly got laid!
I just got this message LoL
LOL What post got deleted?
And, yeah... I got a whole lotta laid. I think one of my best was when I lived in an apartment and had a couple of chicks that paid my rent. This was some sort of magical time, 'cause one would leave and another would move in. Sometimes we had four of us in the apartment - and I never paid rent once. I even had "my own" bedroom. That went on for like a year, maybe more.
Dunno how I did it or how it happened, but it was awesome. I used to kinda pride myself on being able to pack everything I owned into a decent size car. The guitars took up a bit of space but I didn't own many then. The heavy shit was my schoolbooks.
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