That is quite the upgrade!
Damned right! I musta made some good choices in between the bad ones, 'cause here I am.
If you'd asked what my sixties would be like while I was in my forties, I'd have said that I'd be comfortable, assuming I wasn't dead.
If you'd asked me when I was in my 20s, I'd have expected to be dead - or really still poor and never able to retire.
Never in my wildest dreams did I think I'd be here. Largely 'cause I didn't waste money on the lottery and that was the only path I could envision for true wealth. I didn't think my company would be that valuable. We made a tidy profit and all employees were taken care of, but I never dreamed I'd sell it as soon as I did and definitely didn't think I'd sell it for what I did.
Ah well... Such is life. Sometimes you come out on top, sometimes you come out on the bottom. I was on the bottom long enough to appreciate being at the top.
Maybe I should go buy a lottery ticket!
I don't ever do that!
The lottery is a tax on stupid - or at least people who don't understand math. (The term is similar to illiteracy, it's innumeracy. And most people suck at math, even if they have a good grasp of arithmetic.)
Sure, you can't win if you don't play - but you're more likely to get struck by lightning than you are to win a big prize amount. You're more likely to be killed by a truck carrying bananas than you are to win big at the lottery. Your odds of winning the jackpot are infinitesimally small.
In short, buying lottery tickets is a bad idea. It'd be smarter to save that money - or even just to chuck it out the window while you drive down the road.
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