I know, I was kidding.
I will probably gain a few pounds. Meh... I'm okay with that. I'm already married. I can put on weight if I want to!
That's how I feel. I really do not watch my weight at all, and haven't for a long time. I got a bit of a beer gut going on, but you know how all the women are in love with me, so it doesn't matter at all. I still get weekly calls from four out of the five women I had been dating, or whatever you call it, I don't answer them most of the time. And they still keep calling, they are still madly in love with me. The one that used to live here stopped contacting me altogether when the woman that lives here moved in. I saw her at the store a couple weeks ago and she did not take her eyes off of me the whole time I was there. I did not talk to her though. I do know that if the woman that lives with me breaks up with me I won't have any trouble getting laid if I want to, and that really gives a guy peace of mind LoL
I'm pretty sure getting laid is never gonna be a problem for me. Hell, I can be 100 years old and shit doesn't even work anymore - and I'm 100% positive some chick will do her best to get me off.
I have a 50 oz bag of Life Savers.
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