I could hide in the trunk!
Alright, but the cost to ship via Pilot is as low as it is 'cause it's not immediate. As in, they optimize it to transport to the destination as efficiently as they can - so they'll wait until they have multiple cars headed in the same direction and ship them like that. You could be in the trunk for well over a week.
So, you're probably going to die. Fortunately, you should be able to escape from the trunk. Just make sure the vehicle is stopped when you do so, as you might be in an open-air car hauler and not in the back of an enclosed trailer. So, food and bathroom needs are gonna be issues.
Also, that shit ain't sealed. You might die from carbon monoxide poisoning.
There is no rest room in the trunk. That would be terrible
Yeah, and they're very unlikely to drive you straight here. You're likely to move to one of their hubs, get put on a different truck, moved to another hub, get put on a different truck, get moved even closer, finally to join a few other cars that are making their way to MA, NH, and maybe southern ME. Ain't nobody up my way but me getting cars delivered regularly. So, they'll put you on one of those trucks and you'll be the last car dropped off after all sorts of other shit. Maybe, just maybe, they'll be flying one out from Bangor (unlikely) or shipping one out from Bangor - or maybe Portland which gets you to southern Maine.
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