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Once again, it's time for the FNGT!

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**Once again, it's time for the FNGT!** If you don't know how this works, [click this link](https://fngt.gq/index.php?page=intro). That link will take you to another site to give you some additional information and tell you about some of our off-site features. That's also the site where we will host the weekly guitar threads, should Poal go down. **NOTE:** That site is by invitation only. If you want an invite, and you're a regular participant, then just ask Crazy, or myself. If you do know what's going on, you probably don't need to click that link - but you may want to, to make sure you know of the other features, such as the archive or a separate forum that's invite only. Remember, we are guests here on Poal. Let's act like it. If you're interested in supporting Poal, then [you can donate](https://poal.co/donate).

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My woman annoys the fuck out of me sometimes. Man. She loses everything like her phone and her lighter and her glasses and shit lie that constantly

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Fender is having a giant sale:

https://www.fender.com/en-US/labor-day-sale/electrics-basses-sale/

However, they recently laid off an entire shift's worth of workers. That pissed people off, but that shift was producing guitars with a 50% error rate. That doesn't mean 50% were broken, it means that 50% of them had to go on and get further work by quality control workers.

So... I'm not sure that I'd buy one of these cheap Fenders right now. The sale's very good - but it's a bit of a risk. Though Fender does have a pretty solid warranty.

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LOL If I'm drunk I'll lose my lighter. Even though I don't smoke, I still carry three lighters as a habit. I'll still misplace all three - except they're like in my various pockets. If I wear a jacket with lots of pockets, I'll be unable to find a lighter - even though I'll have three of them on me.

A previous girlfriend (we were out a lot, like out of the house often and visiting people or whatnot) would know what to do when I put my arms up or 'assumed the position' against the wall. She'd come pat me down and find my lighter for me.

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LoL assume the position

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LOL That's what we called it back in the day. I had to search the detainees a number of times, every time I'd sign one out for transport. I'd tell 'em to assume the position and they'd do so. I'd then step in, putting my feet between them while holding them against the wall by the back of their collar.

The reason for the feet thing was that's how we were trained. If they started to not comply, you just slide one of your feet out and it knocks them off that foot, taking them off balance, where you can easily put them into a restraint position. I never had any test it. I never had any detainee cause me any real trouble. I had some that bitched and pissed and moaned, but I'd explain to them that it was not my job to determine guilt or punishment. My job was just to move them from one place to another.