Yeah, if it were more modern you could probably just get one made by telling them the VIN. That might work for your car, but you'd need a Jag dealership that still had the equipment.
On the other hand, nobody will be stealing your car. Well, not without a tow truck.
You've heard me talk about "T-Bone" before. He's a local that's kinda a buddy. He's the one that drinks cheap beer, lots of it.
His real name is Anthony Ellis. He recently had a hand amputated due to an infection - which means he was likely shooting up and using veins in his hand and then just let it fester and get disgusting enough to require chopping the whole thing off to save his arm and possibly life.
Well, here you go:
I'd like to point out that that's "MAIN STREET" in Wilton. As in, in a tiny town (maybe 5000 people? I'm not sure) they were slinging hard drugs ON FUCKING MAIN STREET!
Seriously... They were slinging fentanyl and cocaine on goddamned MAIN STREET!
That's the kinda idiot T-Bone is.
multiple community complaints of drug trafficking at residence led officers to them LoL
Tony is an Idiot! Tony is a god damned addict!
He's pretty much Opie - except he doesn't normally drive (though he has and has some violations) and he has somehow managed to avoid ever doing serious time.
He and a friend were growing weed. The cops took it. He and his friend broke into the cop's storage unit and stole all their weed back. They didn't touch anything else, they just stole their weed back.
Somehow, probably to save more embarrassment from the ordeal, he did like two weeks in jail for that. The other dude was on probation, so he ended up going to prison.
In this case, T-Bone is adamant that he doesn't know anything - and he's sticking to it. (Just like Ol' Buddha taught him!)
Man, in one case I was driving shitfaced. T-Bone was with me. We stopped to piss and a cop drove by, turned around, and came back. We knew he was coming back so we just sat there and waited. When he got to us he had all sorts of questions but we both agreed that the driver had seen him and run off into the woods. Obviously, so we told him, we were too drunk to drive. That's why our friend, whose name we couldn't remember, had taken off into the woods. They were too drunk to drive as well!
The cop was mostly annoyed and made us get the car towed back to my house. He knew damned well that one of us had been driving.
I've actually used that same story more than once. "It wasn't me, officer. I'm obviously too drunk to drive. The real driver ran off when he saw you coming!"
That's a good one. Kind of like that guy Petey who put his car in my ditch early last summer, he told the cops his mom was driving and she was at the hospital. Cause he was obviously too drunk to drive, and his mom was in the hospital
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