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Nah, but then it'd start a goddamned trend and pretty soon, after a few generations, it'd be a goddamned graveyard.

Planting dead people is about the most useless tradition we have. They aren't gonna grow back!

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I sure fucking hope they dont grow back, there is a whole slew of them planted across the street

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Have you ever driven a snowmobile?

I'm watching a show about Alaska and it made me think that I could possibly make you piss yourself on a snowmobile.

They're THAT fucking awesome. My hip kinda won't let me be as stupid as I have been, but I can easily jump my driveway. I can jump a whole road if the snowbanks are high enough and I have enough room to get up the speed required.

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I have driven snowmobiles, when I was young my grandfather owned an Arctic Cat dealership.

I remember once when I was around 4 or 5 and my uncle was going to let my brother who was one year older than me drive his snowmobile and he wanted me to get on it with him and I was all no way I am getting on that thing with him in control! When suddenly my brother floored, or squeezed tight, the accelerator and took off like a rocket, right through the hedge at the edge or my grandma's lawn. My uncle gave chase on foot, but the hedge did not slow him down at all and he went right across my great grandma's lawn into the neighbors beyond her place. There were two cars in the driveway, and he went for the gap between them and bounced from the front bumper of one car to the back bumper of the other car back and forth like a pinball. The sled then hit the ground again and off he shot right into the side of their house. That's when he fell off and the sled stopped.

I was telling my uncle, I told you so

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Yeah, it's for the best that they don't grow back. We recently crossed a threshold where there are more people alive than there are dead - we think, the math is pretty fuzzy, but that's still not a great advantage.

I'm pretty much immune to zombies at my house. They'll freeze in the winter and wear out before getting here in warm weather. Things like muscle tissue and cartilage require a constant blood flow or they break down quickly. So, in the summer they'll wear out long before they get to me. In the winter, while the tissue is stronger, they'd still freeze. They'd freeze for the same reason - lack of blood flowing through the body.

So, I'm pretty secure against zombies - unless we start planting dead people on the property!

There is an older grave yard not too far away. This used to be a town and there are like 20 graves that you'd probably miss if you didn't know where to look for them.