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[–] • 8 pts

This is why I hack, cough, spit, and snort everywhere I go and whenever I am forced to deal with leftists or petty authoritarians.

The one good thing about wuflu is that it is now very easy to keep all the asinine filthy masses nice and far away from me. A well timed sneeze or clearing of the throat is now more than enough to immediately end any conversation and terminate any social interaction I don't care to have.

The idiots don't even realize their behavior is being dictated at my leisure.

[–] • 1 pt

i get fucking photophobia so i sneeze a lot, which isnt exactly the most unpleasant thing on the planet. problem is when you get these 10 or 12 sneeze cycles and your face starts leaking, everyone starts assuming youre a damn biohazard, im like bitch its bright and im a damn redhead what do you want from me?

one of these days the cops are going to show up on my doorstep accusing me of sneezing with malice at cars when im on my motorcycle

[–] • 2 pts

Fucking gingers are all the same... i swear, you have the blood of giants and kings but you fuckers are all inbread beyond repair and should be regionally isolated if we lived under a normal biology.

Next spring find a local honey producer and make it a part of every meal for the next two years... i promise those 20 sneez fits will never ever happen again.

[–] • 0 pt (edited )

The local honey is a good start but you can't guarantee it. Light sensitive sneezing fits are a real phenomenon.

Edit: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-does-bright-light-cau/

That was just a quick search. Look further if you desire better sources.

[–] • 2 pts

The funny thing is sneezing isn’t even a symptom of covid. People have been worked into such irrational fear of sickness yet most don’t even know what it is they’re supposed to be afraid of, they just know they’re supposed to be afraid and are dutifully obeying.

[–] [deleted] • 0 pt

I know because your only defense was quickly taking out your phone and staring at a black screen in hopes they just disappeared right?

[–] • 2 pts

Far from it. I have finely toned trasnferable skill called tard arguing that I have developed from having to talk to you.

[–] • 5 pts

True. A woman at my work felt sick and told us in chat that she was going to the doctor. She made sure to add "Not Covid!".

[–] • 5 pts

A couple people at work are double vaxxed and have worrying, consistent coughs.

Like coughs that aren't going away. They've had them for a couple months now, and they don't smoke.

I really don't want them to die.

[–] • 5 pts

Only double-(((vaxxed)))? Well there's the problem.

[–] • 1 pt

The problem is that they are awesome and really good at their jobs, and I don't know what I would do if they died.

[–] • 3 pts

Are they older? Now when I get a cold (or like covid last August), I get a cough that lingers for about a month after all other symptoms are gone. I just attribute it to getting older and having a longer recovery period.

[–] • 2 pts

Early to mid 30s, same age as me.

And I smoke Newport Cigarettes.

[–] • 2 pts

Isn't that lovely? I remember my grandmother getting that kind of cold when I was really young, my parents as I got older, and now me.

Used to be a cold was just a couple days, now it hangs around, messes up the house, and drinks all my beer. Getting older sucks.

[–] • 1 pt

lol I can't believe it's been two years and half.

It's called covid 19 ffs, it's almost 2022!

[–] • 2 pts

I sneezed the other day while my wife was on a work call because I blew the dust out of the fans on the PC.

One of her co workers asked a couple seconds later if I was alright and needed to go to the hospital. 2 days later, her HR asked her to take a covid test.

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Cohensidence

[–] • 0 pt

possibly, but both of us work at home. So i dont see how it could have occured unless someone complained. And then a work from home employee... well she got a negative. so it ended there. I can only imagine how things would have went had she came up positive.

[–] • 2 pts

In New Zealand a land you are barred from restaurants if you refuse pfizer zero liability drugs.

A clear breach of our human right laws

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

But you can now use the toilet in your relatives house. That's zogress!!

[–] • 0 pt

Only if only on a big pharma drug

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Take some Tylenol by the CDCs new speak definition that's a vaccine.

[–] • 1 pt

'Member when New Zealand was declared covid free and lifted all restrictions?

[–] • 2 pts

On the flipside if you’re vaccinated and you catch a cold you have to wonder what the state of your immune system is, if the mRNA jab has wrecked it, a common cold could be devastating, wink, wink!

[–] [deleted] • 2 pts

You can't even clear your throat in public without .

[–] • 2 pts

I’m fairly certain that I never got empathy for a cold from anyone in my life that wants to be vaxxed anyway

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Who the fuck wants/expects sympathy for being sick? Im not a fucking child, or woman.

[–] • 0 pt

I'm sure you the manliest man I've ever come across fag

[–] [deleted] • 1 pt

Never claimed to be the "manliest man". Just not an attention-seeking whore. "oh look at me everyone, im sick. Take pity on me. Send me your prayers, and healing energy. Good vibes only"

[–] • 0 pt

Well, you're a gigantic faggot.