Fucking gingers are all the same... i swear, you have the blood of giants and kings but you fuckers are all inbread beyond repair and should be regionally isolated if we lived under a normal biology.
Next spring find a local honey producer and make it a part of every meal for the next two years... i promise those 20 sneez fits will never ever happen again.
The local honey is a good start but you can't guarantee it. Light sensitive sneezing fits are a real phenomenon.
Edit: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-does-bright-light-cau/
That was just a quick search. Look further if you desire better sources.
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