i get fucking photophobia so i sneeze a lot, which isnt exactly the most unpleasant thing on the planet. problem is when you get these 10 or 12 sneeze cycles and your face starts leaking, everyone starts assuming youre a damn biohazard, im like bitch its bright and im a damn redhead what do you want from me?
one of these days the cops are going to show up on my doorstep accusing me of sneezing with malice at cars when im on my motorcycle
Fucking gingers are all the same... i swear, you have the blood of giants and kings but you fuckers are all inbread beyond repair and should be regionally isolated if we lived under a normal biology.
Next spring find a local honey producer and make it a part of every meal for the next two years... i promise those 20 sneez fits will never ever happen again.
The local honey is a good start but you can't guarantee it. Light sensitive sneezing fits are a real phenomenon.
Edit: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/why-does-bright-light-cau/
That was just a quick search. Look further if you desire better sources.
The funny thing is sneezing isn’t even a symptom of covid. People have been worked into such irrational fear of sickness yet most don’t even know what it is they’re supposed to be afraid of, they just know they’re supposed to be afraid and are dutifully obeying.
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